Proxy Date: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

She’s busy and hard/
to date. Should I ask her best/
friend to be proxy?

How Real Men Show Love: Romantic IMprov Haiku

A man who bakes his/
love cookies to adorn her/
tiara, shows love.

We opened up the/
past. That could have brought pain, but/
it just brought healing.

There are views which bring/
peace and solice. Memories/
of folks there bring joy.

May I write a new/
haiku for you? One that is/
not really? Again?

Romantic poets/
must be allowed their flights of/
fantasy* to live.
OR
… their *dreams and/
fantasies to live

I’m thinking that your/
thinking that you’re funny is/
kind of funny, too!

She lays languishing,/
with her man far away and/
Herman by her side.

Does one ever feel/
good when contemplating a/
change in who they are?

I dislike what you’re/
going through, but I really/
like what you’re doing.