Ripping Off Fingers: Romantic IMprov Haiku

When she said writing/
my feelings wasn’t needed,/
she ripped off fingers.

Woman Straddles Train Tracks: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Bird flies, faces out/
of her cage, strains to self-train/
so she’ll stay on track.

She gazes downward/
as if to read her soul, deep./
May I turn pages?

In God’s temple there’s/
folks with tats, ‘cuz He just cares/
where their hearts are at.

There should be a poem/
for her birthday, but she’s too/
awesome. Oh, wait. There!

Did the celebrants/
choose the event location/
to describe her looks?

She will wake up to/
words unbounded, thoughts released,/
passions unfettered.

Why would I want to/
write about an event I’m/
trying to avoid?

He offered to change/
her life. Don’t eat Doritos;/
munch on Davidos.

Every vision of/
her beauty makes my stomach /
capture butterflies.