Sacrifice For Kids: Romantic IMprov Haiku

If I had my wheels,/
I would ask her to dance. The/
things we do for kids.

I Get The Song! Romantic IMprov Haiku

When I see her smile,/
I at last get “All I want/
for Christmas is you!”

If you’re looking for/
a friend for the holidays,/
please consider me!

Her lips purse out at/
me, virtually. I dream/
unrequitedly.

She stands, firm and grand,/
peaks surrounded by peaks, glow’d/
hair drawing me in.

He wondered if she /
would appreciate being/
his Muse when she read.

It was late at night./
He wondered: was she trying/
to seduce with words?

My great grandfather/
circled Amos, asked: “Where are/
Prophets?” He now knows.

What would males do/
if not woo./
vous?/

Men are so silly,/
flighty,/
willy nilly.

I think it’s only/
fair that one as fair as you/
should be often wooed.