A Fair Rhubarb Warning: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

Stalk red rhubarb’s stalk/
if you dare, but eat not her/
poison’d green leaves fair.

To Beauties Watching A Moonrise: Romantic IMprov Haiku

I shall refrain from/
quoting what Shakespeare once wrote:/
Smite that jealous Moon.

When it’s not your work,/
but His, don’t worry about/
your abilities.

When I’m not kind,but/
lash out, even though I’m hurt,/
I’m not doing right.

When it’s an effort/
to do the right thing, then you/
learn that it’s worth it.

Folks act surprised when/
Beauty takes great photos. Just/
consider the subject.

The Poet wondered/
if she found it difficult/
being so* worshipped.
OR
*thus

When you’re surrounded/
by nature, feeling the flow/
of life, sad happens.

I once held her close,/
swayed gently. I could have grabbed/
there; glad I didn’t.

Half a continent/
divided, yet by love and/
water connected.