Proud Of My Son’s Battle: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

From Butt Hut’s Q joynt
deep in Gawguh, yo’ daddy
Sez “Daym boy, I’m proud!”

Tree Planting Allegory: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku

Dig holes. Plant trees. Will/
they grow? Wait and see. It’s a/
good allegory.

Big change is comin’.
Big changes comin’ real soon?
I can’t tell fo sho.

Folks who are not from/
Wisconsin gripe about one/
mosquito. Cheese laughs.

Every time I say/
goodnight, I’m one step closer/
to saying hello.

Must I wait ’til it/
snows in Chattanooga to/
kiss someone like you?
Bridget Jones’ Diary Snow Kiss

I hope she gives me/
another chance to dance and/
not get scared away.

That he is humbled/
by the great lake’s waters shows/
how he is immersed.

Sunsets, just like life,/
are made more beautiful when/
there’s stormy weather.

Oh shit! They fit so/
anatomic perfect!/
I don’t want to know.