She Casts A Long Shadow: Revolutionary Romantic IMprov Haiku

She casts long shadows/
on my Facebook photos, so/
I’ll friend her at last.

I Wish I Had A Vantage Point: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

There are times, (mostly),
when any vantage point is/
much better than none.

Ask tough questions and/
you’ll get hard answers. But then/
you can deal with them.

I hear my girl’s pain./
I caused it. I hope she can/
heal, forgive, reach, grow.

Folks told me I was/
scared. Now I’m brave, and they say/
I’m being stupid.

He often thinks that,/
if love’s a religion, she’s/
a true disciple.

If whiners must move/
gray statues from national/
parks, I’ve land nearby.

If you have* scapegoats,/
you can abdicate what you’re /
responsible for.
OR
*When you use scapegoats,

Remember that time/
God held a solar eclipse/
And no one showed up?

It’s perplexing when/
you know you should say “Goodbye!”/
but don’t know how to.