Cook It Yourself Like I Did: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’ve cooked boxed mac and/
cheese for years, so it’s hard to/
have that skill doubted.

Not Missing The Wolf Super Moon Lunar Eclipse: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

How do you wake up/
your wife to view the Wolf Moon/
eclipse? Howl loudly.

When folks get drenched to/
their cores, their souls more eas’ly /
find paths to connect.

Once upon a time/
my Sunday School teacher said: /
“Shape Up!” So I did!

One should not be in/
love, in the next room, playing/
romantic music.

When you’re always wrong,/
perhaps you’ll learn to not speak,/
or check facts better.

There are times when my/
response seems trite. It’s ‘cuz I/
must do it justice.

Introduce your love/
to Shakespeare with care! Pick plays/
sans pedantic speech.

Sad when you learn your/
daughter writes as well as you,/
sans hope’s perspective.

Some say my life was/
confusion. They never saw/
me dream, walking here.