She tried to friend me/
with her husband. Just stick a/
hot stake through my heart.
Tag Archives: hurting
Don't Give Me Power: Revolutionary Rhyming IMproVerse Haiku
If I ruin your/
day by what I say, you give/
me too much power.
My Daughter's Last Meal: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I never worried/
that french fries at Red Robin/
would be her last meal.
Who's Abandoned? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
While she is feeling/
abandoned, her parents are/
with her. So she’s not.
AND
Although she feels she’s/
abandoned, her parents are/
there. That’s what we do
Pretty Great Love: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
A little greater/
love hath no dad than this: to/
clean thorns for his kids.
Following Her Following Me: Romantic IMprov Haiku
I didn’t know she/
was Facebook following me/
until I stalked her.
Thanks For The Apology: Romantic Email Rhyming Haiku
Thank you for granting/
me your apology. I’m/
glad you are happy.
Leave Your Prison: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
You’re throwing off the/
shackles of what others said/
you should be. Now, BE.
He IS Mean: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
Aren’t you glad you’re out? /
Stop giving him free rent in/
your head, soul, and heart.
Why She Misses Me: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
Of course she misses/
me. I’m the only guy who’ll/
treat her decently.