So Square I’m Hip Fistbump BOOM! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you’re so square you’re/
hip, you might get a fistbump/
from Huey Lewis.

My Heart of Rock n’ Roll’s Still Beatin’! Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

Will I bring a chair?/
NO! I’ll dance, swear: “My heart of/
rock and roll still beats.”