She Inspired Me To Be: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

The most wonderful/
transition I’m grateful for/
is strength to be me.
OR
The transition I/
like most is your example/
to shine happiness.

She Smiled At Me At Church: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

She kept smiling at/
me, changing my morning mood./
Babies uplift us!
Or
Babies lift our souls.

If “Man is that he/
might have joy”, why don’t Utah/
men look real happy?

How can I tell you/
I’m happy just being Dave/
when that is a lie?

How can I stay glad/
and positive when my girl/
hurts with such deep pain?

Touch me on my green/
IM spot and I shall be /
happy all day long.

“He fits much better.”/
She called and said. Why’s she/
surprised I’m happy?

OR
“He fits much better,”/
she said. Why is she surprised/
I’m happy for her?

Her late night text said: /
“I want you.” I was happy./
Then I learned: Wrong guy.

She sits, mountain queen,/
rebirthing on her birthday./
Do hills sing happy?

I’ve heard of “OOPS!”:/
Photo-texts not for your eyes./
At least she’s happy