Father’s Day Wish With Jimi: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Poem

I hope my kids look back on today
and remember they had a dad who
taught them to play
left hand air guitar.

Breaking The Silence Confusion: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

She doesn’t write me/
for a month, and then wishes/
me to be happy?
OR
She is silent for a/
a month, and then wishes me/
Happy Father’s Day?