Want to have no crowds/
doing temple work? Go when/
BYU’s playing!
OR
Want to do temple/
work with no crowds? Attend/
when BYU’s playing!
Based on a text from a friend of mine who went to a Utah valley LDS Temple during the BYU/Nebraska football season opener, 2015: “There was nobody there!”
Tag Archives: haiku
Make Love, Not Sex: Romantic IMprov Haiku
Instead of wond’ring/
when sex will happen for you,/
make love all the time.
Make The Change: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
How can we change the/
world if we keep fleeing life’s/
hardest battlefields?
Giving Hugs Is Hard: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
I stood on the street,/
arms outstretched for hugs. Dogs and/
children gave freely.
There’s Always Hope: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
The great thing about/
Tomorrow is that it will/
always offer Hope.
Canada Geese Formation At Moonrise And Sunrise: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Good morning, geese V!/
I cried seeing you against/
the moon last night, too
Futility Lessons: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
If at first you don’t/
succeed, try, try again. Then/
stop. She won’t want you.
Something From Nothing: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Maybe the times you/
think: “I got nuthin’!” are times/
that you’ve got somethin’.
Why Avoid The Sunny Side Of The Street: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Walking in the South/
on the sunny side of the/
street means you can’t see.
HEY STELLA! Read This! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
If you take time to/
read historical signs, you/
might find your Desire.
OR
When you take time to/
read historical plaques, you’ll/
find Stella(r) desires.
