Sump Pump Staying Power: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I stayed down there and/
I rechecked the job. I did/
not have to go back.

Where’s That Lake? Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

It never matters/
much to me where a lake is,/
as long as I’m there.

Seriously?!? I/
again prove myself much too/
intense. I’m so dense.

Enthusiasm /
is too often mistaken/
for desperation.

OR
Enthusiasm /
can too oft be mistaken/
for desperation.

It’s easy to squash/
men’s enamoredization./
Just criticize them.

You’re right. I’m no fun/
anymore. Thanks for helping/
me see it. See ya!

To be a poet!/
To try so hard with phrases/
and words. To then fail.

Since you’re reading this,/
you should know I’m thankful that/
you are in my life.

You should be glad for/
the night before when you see/
you can’t anymore.

When we understand/
that there’s not always just one/
“right way”, we can grow.