Missing My Romance Chance: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku

She, dressed in red, said: /
“Save me a dance!” I forgot,/
lost my romance chance.

One Last Dance: Romantic IMprov Haiku

She was set to leave,/
to wash her hair. One more dance/
with me; then she could.

It’s that morning when/
nobody contacts you on/
Facebook: You don’t care!

When the zucchini/
are much too teeny, one should/
water more freely!

How does she do that?/
Each time I get too cocky,/
she humbles with love.

Blessed are those who/
love their own company and/
have fun with themselves.

Just another small/
example of “Oh look! Dave’s/
lost again. How cool!”
OR
Yet another fine/
example of “Oh, look! Dad’s/
lost again. Hooray!”

I’m not too old to/
get plates of food and a plate/
of Stegosaurus.

Stegosaurus: BYU Paleontology Museum

You know I don’t feel/
well when there’s free museums/
and food, but I’m home.

Since he didn’t know /
what was revealed to her, he/
wished she would tell him.