Too Many Memories: Romantic ImproVerse Lament Rhyming Haiku

I do this, and I/
do that, just like her former/
guy. Sigh. Say goodbye.

What To Do On A Snowy Conference Weekend? Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

“What will you do on /
this snow day?” “Stay in, listen/
to a Prophet’s voice.”

It was to be a/
funny April Fool’s joke, but/
God was a day late.

Die tiefe Frage/
ist, ob man wirklich auf Deutsch/
Romantisch sein kann.

She is a hopeless/
romantic. Tragic. I seek/
hopeful romantics.

I think some women/
take selfies to remind men/
what beauty looks like.

He wished he could speak/
whispers to her and turn her/
enough to join him.

She thinks I am in/
the Matrix, but everything/
I’m seeing is real.

I want to write poems/
to her whom I danced with, but/
she’s knee-deep elsewhere

She wants poems from me/
but she’s in love with him. What’s/
wrong with this picture?