What Silence Means: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

She must know that her/
lengthy silence hurts. What does/
it mean? Broke phone? Or…?

Not Telling Kissing: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Don’t you hate it when/
people kiss and tell about/
you, but you didn’t?

I was wondering/
if she’d like my gifts, but she’s/
done, so I don’t care.

After he’d emptied /
his glands, she only hoped that/
he had washed his hands.

She didn’t want to /
talk to him, but *her going /
was legitimate.
Or
*she’s going/
legitimately.

I would like to claim/
I’m a closet romantic,/
but I’m surely not.

She hoped I wouldn’t/
stumble over her. It’d be/
nice to fall for her.

I’ve been hung up on/
before. Sometimes it’s deserved./
I know the diff’rence.

I watch the sunset’s/
solitary beam reach to/
heaven like prayer.

He’d seen it often./
She, interested, bantered./
He fell overboard.