True Art, Tasted: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’ve seen Rembrandts and/
Warhols, but some true art can/
also be tasted.

He Knows Him: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

He is a simple/
follower of Christ, and speaks/
the truth from knowing.

My friend is full of/
The Lord’s love. When he speaks of/
Him, I know He lives.

Every guy wants to/
know that the gal he’s diggin’/
is searching on-line.

She used the pic you/
snapped for her dating profile?/
Rethink dating her!

Cool to find old school/
Jay “Bone” Buhner* shades and know/
you can still wear them.
OR
*baseball player

I grew tired of folks/
claiming I was avoiding,/
so I proposed twice.

I shall refrain from/
quoting what Shakespeare once wrote:/
Smite that jealous Moon.

Rebellious Mormon/
teens mess with the library’s/
copier Sundays.

When she’s with me but/
texting him, it hurts like it/
once did. Thank you NOT.