Great Introduction Line: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Funny

I’m interesting./
I’m available. I must/
get my meds. Now what?!?

A Thing For Trains: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Poem

Why
do I
stand outside
and wave
at passing trains?

It’s what Dave
did
as a kid.
Why
should I
change?

My feet are cracked. Pain./
It’s what you get from dancing/
Barefoot in deserts.

Barbecue, baseball, /
deep discussions. It became/
a good Father’s Day.

When she says to call/
earlier but she’s not there/
’til later, you lose.

When you are the Lord’s/
servants, it is good to work/
and serve on Sunday.

So many people
tell me I’m a great dad. If
only my kids would.

Free agency means/
we can choose to obey rules./
We can’t make our own.
OR

Free agency means/
we can choose to obey God’s/
rules, not make our own.

He told her she was/
argumentative. “I’m not!”/
she said. He smiled. “See?”

When you feel God has/
left you alone, just endure,/
(like on Fast Sunday!)