Get My Dance Thang On Solo: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

It’s awful to hear/
a groovin’ funk band but have/
no one to dance with.

Repairing A Broken Heart: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

When your heart’s breaking,/
catch the pieces and hold them./
They’ll beat together.

How do I say this/
goodbye? I don’t want to but/
know I’m supposed to.

When you drop your meds/
amidst Kibbles and Bits, yeah/
good luck finding them.

When you’re so square you’re/
hip, you might get a fistbump/
from Huey Lewis.

Will I bring a chair?/
NO! I’ll dance, swear: “My heart of/
rock and roll still beats.”

How do we get to/
Geneva? We don’t know, but/
we get that we’ll go.

You trash me because/
I won’t be your Facebook friend?/
I thought I meant more.

Walking the aisles/
of Wal-Mart, she vanished, and /
there was no roll-back.

Even amidst the/
rocks and waves of life, you can/
still find your white plume.