Sunset Dinner Cruise — Free Views: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Relic of long gone/
eras carries festive folk/
to see free sunsets.

Why Is This A Wisconsin Concert Thing? Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Men stand, beer in hand,/
looking, bored, stage-ward, while their/
women dance hot. Why?

I hope she gives me/
another chance to dance and/
not get scared away.

That he is humbled/
by the great lake’s waters shows/
how he is immersed.

Sunsets, just like life,/
are made more beautiful when/
there’s stormy weather.

When life changes how/
it should, the flow may not be/
smooooooth, but it feels right.

Oh shit! They fit so/
anatomic perfect!/
I don’t want to know.

He’d decided that/
he was too old, short and limp/
for her. Quick fini.

It is sunset, and /
time, not to rhyme, but to yawp,/
or you might miss it.

In your times of grief,/
though I wasn’t there, you were/
always in my prayers.