Peach Pit Planting Alliteration: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I plant peach pits near/
butterfly bush and bird bath.
Can I remember?

A Tail, Chanting: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

After her tale, it/
was tempting to chant loud and/
long, but we didn’t.

The machine next door/
grinds on and drones loudly, but/
my yawp drowns it out.

When you feel like you/
can’t yawp, then you need to get /
out in to Nature.

I am emersed deep/
in nature. So why am I/
looking at my phone?

Now my lawn mower /
laid bare my backyard, watch my/
wildflowers vanish.

Frogs and fireflies/
plus pink-blue burned skies make me/
glad I came outside.

Creativity/
matters so much that I can/
write on the Sabbath.

When youth have all the/
disadvantages I had/
maybe I’ll listen.

New food comes while the/
fridge fills with leftovers. I/
wonder why I’m fat.