Compression Socks Cardio: ImproVerse Haiku

Compression socks are/

made for cardio workouts/

as you take them off.

Don’t Wake Sleeping Beauty Getting Up: ImproVerse Haiku

She’s so deep in her/
Nirvana I hate to wake /
her. I must get up.

Its true: I don’t write/
my deep feelings for her. They’re/
too mushy and sweet.

I might not have time/
to take a picture, but I/
can still wave “Thank you!”

It is time that I/
get up and do all the things /
He’s telling me to.

It’s almost as if /
there’s so much nature input/
that I’m overwhelmed.

It’s as if there’s so/
much natural input that/
I get overwhelmed.

When you doubt yourself,/
you think you’re not loveable./
What if she doesn’t?

I sit fat on a /
white wrought-iron bench with a big/
bulged Buddha belly.

I sit with my big/
Buddha belly, and feel the/
chiggers eat my legs.

When you feel you must/
write and it hangs over your/
head, joy may vanish.

Why do I argue/
with God? I should trust Him. He’s/
always got my back.