Goethe Do? Haiku

What did Goethe do,
alone, thinking? He had no
techno-distractions.

Techno FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out): Haiku

I’m so wrapped up in
checking all I might miss that
I’m missing all life.
OR
We’re so wrapped up in
checking all we might miss that
we’re missing our lives.

Kpop Cool Black Hair Toupee Dye: Haiku

When you dye to look
KPop cool, but your black hair
looks toupee old fool.

OR
When you think it would
be fun to look like K-pop
but looks like toupee.

Create Beautiful Content: Haiku

Backstory: A friend posted a meme about how there was going to be division in the Nation in the next few months. She suggested, instead of fighting and being snarky and mean, that we should “Create Beautiful Content.” 

So I wrote this:

Totally agree. I’ve found myself letting me not be my best self… just to “be right”. Sigh. So easy to do.
“Knowing how to do
haiku, it’s easy to make
Beautiful Content.”