Spontaneous Calendar Checking: Revolutionary Email Haiku

“Live the moment” Good./
I will be spontaneous./
Check your calendar.

Why She Keeps Asking: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku Lament

She keeps asking if/
I want to end us. I, at/
last, understand why.

I never get glad/
photos of her smile. Instead/
I get office mold.

When she stops writing,/
calling, and longing, someone/
else has filled her needs.

Someone else got her/
vaunted Saturday slot. I’m/
surprised how quickly.

I’ve heard of “OOPS!”:/
Photo-texts not for your eyes./
At least she’s happy

It is amazing/
how technology can slow
down your life so much.

I lay, phone in hand./
Anticipation is dumb./
It keeps me awake.

Do you just want some?/
Does it matter who it’s from?/
I just said “yes” first.

Strangely apropos,/
a dying phone’s last message/
is to its main muse.