My Uncle told me/
a deer-hunting secret: Find /
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Tag Archives: haiku
Get Used To Different Haiku
My whole life I’ve tried/
to fit in, ’til God told me : /
“Get used to diff’rent.”
Arguing With God’s Servants: Wear Masks Haiku
An Apostle of/
the Lord suggests we wear masks,/
and people argue?
Leg Cramps Cure: Haiku
For leg cramps, a friend/
said: “Tonic water.” The cure’s /
worse than the problem.
Hammock Sleep Rhyming Haiku
Sunshine hammock sleep/
by a gurgling creek with a/
faithful dog. Life’s good.
#givethanks
Short Testimony of Jesus Haiku
I wish I could give /
Testimony of Jesus/
like Southern folk: Short.
Enumerate Thanks Haiku
There are times when I’m/
So grateful that I just can’t /
enumerate thanks.
#GiveThanks
It’s Not Covid-19 Dry Cough Haiku
I have never been/
so grateful to cough hard and/
hock up a loogie.
My Pandemic Staying At Normal: IMprov Haiku
Every evening,
As the sun hides behind trees,
I yawp gratitude.
Hoarder or Smart Shopper? Haiku
Folks get criticized/
for hoarding. What if you’re just/
good at finding deals?
625 pounds of dark chocolate! YUM!