Creative Constipation: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

There’s so many poems /
to write this morning, but I/
must use the bathroom.

Goodbye Made Easier: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

If I’m a liar/
and a cheater does that make /
goodbye easier?

Some rums are yum. Some/
are dumb. You can test them by/
sticking in your thumb

Crying all night long/
makes it hard to open your/
eyes in the morning.

In her heady lust /
for independence, she left/
and was sad, alone.

OR
… she left/
alone, and was sad.

In the end, he thought,/
he always had hoped he’d helped/
them find joy and light.

Her insomnia,/
maybe, was caused by the fear/
of breaking his heart.

What they have’s special./
Yet, she is still out looking./
Should he be confused?

The funny thing was/
she’d already taken her/
Freedom. He gave naught.

Freedom. He gave Nichts.

He gave in to her/
wish, and gifted freedom for/
Independence Day.