Old Fart Defined: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

The reason we are/
now called old farts is because/
that’s what we’re doing.

Heavenly Father Is In Charge: Improv Haiku

Heavenly Father /
is in charge, which means that the/
best is yet to come.
#pulpitwisdom #truth

Observational
Eco-therapy is my
tool to help others.

We* enjoy the times/
when thinking about nothing/
is doing something.

*Let’s enjoy the times

Their Papaw didn’t/
plant the pawpaw for himself,/
but for future kin.

*”The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago.
The next best time is today.”
–Old gardening saying

“When our car misfires,/
we fix it. We should do the/
same when life misfires.”
(Paraphrasing wisdom from the pulpit.)

Folks get blamed for things/
they had no hand in, but God’s/
hand is in all things.”

(Original quote from the pulpit: “A lot of people get blamed for things they had no hand in, but the Lord’s hand is in everything.”)

Don’t get so busy/
asking God for things that you/
forget to thank Him.

Georgia pines may look /

like Charlie Brown yule trees, but /

they don’t make me sneeze.

Conjunction Junction,/
what’s your function? To remind /
me of God’s coolness.
#greatconjunction2020 #ChristmasStar2020