Baby On Board Stupidity! Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

You have a baby /
in your car and almost hit /
me. PLEASE! Stop texting!

Being With You Gift: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Being with you is/
not a gift taken from you, /
but a gift I give.

Some pain can happen./
But the risks we take by not/
playing are much worse.

Why do I cry? Die?/
Not I, nor one close to me./
It’s your pain I see.

The suction of cheeks/
and crunch of ice and candy/
proclaim her desire.

1:28 run./
Early morning Atlantic./
In surf I find me.

Thankfulness is more. /
Like abundant fields, it grows/
when friends shine your life.

Gratitude expands. /
Like sun-drenched fields, my thanks grows/
as friends enrich life.

She sought uniqueness./
When she felt it, like a flame,/
his warmly stirred her.

The world’s most tasty/
treats are best relished when your/
eyes are fully closed.”

Under Lincoln’s stern/
gaze, with liberties you help/
protect, I voted.