Emotional About ‘Fat Bottomed Girls’: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Why does “Fat Bottomed/
Girls” bring out more emotion/
now than it used to?

Action From The RNC: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I believe in work/
based on that belief. Action’s/
better than mere hope.
OR

I believe, and work/
based on that. Action’s better/
than if i just hope.

The dog barked at me/
until I offered him my/
breakfast of peaches.
or

The dog barked at me/
until I offered him my/
Cheerios breakfast.

These Eeyorian
thistles* are so pretty I’ll/
gladly not eat them.

Lunchtime with Eeyore./
These thistles are so pretty.
I’ll look and not lunch.

*Upon closer examination, these purple wildflowers are NOT thistles.

Barbeque wings. Egg /
drop soup. Egg salad sandwich./
Too fowl of a meal?

During harvest time/
he wondered how his cheese would/
taste with her peaches.

My closet’s full of/
clothes. I’ll fall for that she who/
won’t try to change me.

My wardrobe is filled/
with clothes from women who sought/
to dress me better.

OR
to improve my look.

OR
to improve me. Why?

There was a moment/
when I was supposed to wait./
I didn’t, okay?

As I gazed at her/
new hairstyle, tan, smile, style, look, /
my heart lept with joy!