Utah Zombie Apocalypse Billboards: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Why does Utah have/
more zombie apocalypse/
billboards than elsewhere?

No Room For Doubt: Romantic IMprov Haiku

She won’t believe ’til/
I wrap her up so much there’s/
no other options.

I ditched my Speedo/
when they okayed harpooning/
whales in Washington.

“Stay Creative” is/
a great admonition … but/
from Holiday Inn?!?

I played ultimate/
Frisbee today and snagged a/
touchdown pass. Don’t faint.

Who needs a lover,
a warm bed mate to snuggle,
when you have a dog?

I learned from my dad:/
Everyone’s front yard could look/
wildly glorious.

Some creatures enjoy/
the beauty that surrounds them./
Others just eat it.

Being alone can/
scare me away from doing/
the good I should be.

Another carpe/
diem day is not the same/
without you with me.

OR
Each Carpe Diem/
day I grab is augmented/
by you being there.

The most awesomeest/
Carpe Diem days are the/
ones where you join me.