I Appreciate My Job: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I thought I had a/
worthless job ’til I met a/
guy who swept a lot.
OR

I thought I had a/
meaningless job ’til I met/
a guy who swept lots.

Learning How To Do It: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Just because you don’t/
know how doesn’t mean you can’t/
learn how to do it.

It’s said that if you/
take a plant from its source of/
energy, it dies.

Visible butt cracks/
on plumbers or Hog riders /
are not attractive.

Why does Utah have/
more zombie apocalypse/
billboards than elsewhere?

She won’t believe ’til/
I wrap her up so much there’s/
no other options.

I ditched my Speedo/
when they okayed harpooning/
whales in Washington.

“Stay Creative” is/
a great admonition … but/
from Holiday Inn?!?

I played ultimate/
Frisbee today and snagged a/
touchdown pass. Don’t faint.

Who needs a lover,
a warm bed mate to snuggle,
when you have a dog?