Feeling Crushed On: Romantic IMprov Haiku

I wonder what it/
would feel like to have someone/
like you crush on me?

Crushin’ On Your Deep Genius: Romantic IMprov Haiku

If I text you that/
I have a crush on your deep [OR hot]/
genius, does that work?

Feeling guilty for/
thinking, not doing something/
you shouldn’t? Progress!

Feeling guilty for/
thinking, not doing, something/
you shouldn’t? Progress!

It’s ironic how/
the song “Under Pressure” makes/
me feel much less so.

This morning, being/
the first in meant something much/
diff’rent than the song.

I thought I had a/
worthless job ’til I met a/
guy who swept a lot.
OR

I thought I had a/
meaningless job ’til I met/
a guy who swept lots.

Just because you don’t/
know how doesn’t mean you can’t/
learn how to do it.

It’s said that if you/
take a plant from its source of/
energy, it dies.

Visible butt cracks/
on plumbers or Hog riders /
are not attractive.