Not A True Bears’ Fan: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I knew he wasn’t/
a true Bears’ fan because he/
didn’t flip me off.

Large Small Talk: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

She said she didn’t/
like small talk so I tried to/
give her larger talk.

Instead of seeking/
the best you can get, just be/
satisfied with great.

There are so many/
emotions I just blank stare/
with nothing to say.

She said: “I’m having/
a hot flash!” so I tried to/
cool her down a bit.

You know you’re in a/
desert when your neighbors come/
out to watch rainstorms.

The sole positive/
about heartache is that it/
prompts intense muse growth.

10 minutes of my/
time. Peace, joy, perhaps a rhyme./
Gain feelings sublime.

Do you see the new/
thumbnail moon or is that just/
your middle finger?

You’re right. The goo has/
gone. The bubble has burst. I’m/
left standing alone.