Not Sedate About The Debate: Revolutionary IMproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I’m not too sedate/
to watch the debate. It’s late./
And I’m just too tired.

I’m just too dang tired.

Cheerleader Dreams: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

A cheerleader dream
Came true decades later and
Helped me find myself.

The dream of a young
cheerleader came true decades
later and changed me.

When we’re stressed out we/
stress out people we are with./
Can’t we all chill out?

When you know what’s right/
you have to do it despite/
bad consequences.

The emptiness that/
fills my ears is only matched /
by my heart’s black hole.

It’s hard, but I can
accept Packers fans not born
in the Dairy State.

It’s hard, but I can
accept Packers fans not born
in the Dairy State.

I know I’m depressed./
My keyboard’s blank and so is/
my dictionary.

The zucchini was/
not so teeny, but she used/
it up anyway

Please be gentle and/
kind with me this morning. I’m /
in the throes of pain.