Your Past Wasn’t My Fault: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s difficult when/
you have to pay for mistakes/
that others have made.

Setting Me Up? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I wonder if you/
drew me in just to set me/
up and then spurn me.

I do not care if/
you think I’m busy. I’d still/
like to hear from you.

I’ve always liked the
story of the Little Red
Hen. You don’t get me.

I awakened her/
feelings of passion and we/
didn’t even kiss.

I’m glad I’ve been the/
means for so many to have/
good feelings again.

I’m glad your days were/
busy. It kept me off your/
mind. you said it would.

Fights started once more,/
like they had decades before./
This time they worked out.

When you read how my/
heart bleeds for you, don’t you want/
to scream: “Just shut up!” ?

Yenta made the choice
to “Suffer in silence”. I /
wish my fingers let me.