If I sing you a redneck song,/
will you put on your Daisy Dukes and sing along?/
If I write you a song about the moon in your eyes,/
will you giggle and act surprised?/
Or will you rebel yell: “That’s just all sorts of wrong?!?”
Followed by:
For you, a limerick.
Because, what the heck,
you probably get a gazillion emails asking about you.
But did you ever get a limerick written just pour vous?
So my email could be unique … or a train wreck.
Tag Archives: haiku
Good Man Dan: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku
Our best behavior/
can’t be forced. It’s who we are/
in our core. You’re good.
What Shape To Do: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I realized I/
am not in the shape I want/
to be in to do.
Rural Road Tractor Driver: Revolutionary ImproVerse Hiaku
Why did I wave at/
the farmer on the tractor?/
Because he feeds me.
Listen To The Rhapsody Radio: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
A car swerved and cut/
me off just as Queen sang, loud,:/
“Let him go!” I did.
Self-Inviting Bad Manners: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
You didn’t affirm./
I’d invited myself, which/
smacks of poor manners.
Don't Ride The Roller Coaster: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When I ask you to/
ride the roller coaster, just/
tell me what you want.