It's Not Her Face: Romantic IMprov Haiku

What if the reason/
I want to meet her is not/
because of her face?

As Your Dog Passes: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I dislike what you’re/
going through, but I really/
like what you’re doing.

The most wonderful/
transition I’m grateful for/
is strength to be me.
OR
The transition I/
like most is your example/
to shine happiness.

When you finally/
gaze at clouds through rose-colored/
glasses, they look cool.

Today I showed my/
co-worker her photo and/
said: “Here’s my dream girl.”

The world was denied/
his creativity just/
so they could converse.

Ten lengths swum, three run/
in between. Sad. I’ll improve./
I’m my own drag suit.

She asked for him first./
She asked for him more. I’m just/
a fill in for him.

Life doesn’t have to/
happen to you. Instead, you/
can participate.
OR
Life doesn’t have to/
happen to you. Instead, choose/
to participate.

Why does her name sound/
familiar? Why does it call/
like distant water?