She’s busy and hard/
to date. Should I ask her best/
friend to be proxy?
Tag Archives: haiku
Safe Text – Riding UTA: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
I discovered a/
sure way to avoid texting/
while driving: Take trains!
OR
I learned a sure way/
to stop texting while driving: /
Take mass transit trains!
Where My Focus Is: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
When I am with her,
all other people but the
Savior disappear.
How Real Men Show Love: Romantic IMprov Haiku
A man who bakes his/
love cookies to adorn her/
tiara, shows love.
Be In Control Of Your Own OH! Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
She was in control/
of her own OH! She knew when/
to come, when to go.
OR
Be in control of/
your life’s own OH! Know when to/
come and when to go.
Dancing Red Shoes: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
If she’d have answered/
me, I would have taken her/
red shoes out dancing.
I Have Better Things To Do: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I stood in the marsh,/
heard a redwinged blackbird, and/
cut down my TV.
Or
… and/
watched much less TV.
Will It Make A Difference? Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
Many lines converged/
in a museum. I took/
the one less trodden.
OR
the one less walked on.
(with apologies to Robert Frost and the woman in the striped skirt.)
She Has No Idea: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
She said I was the/
most naughty she’d ever heard./
I’ve not yet started!
Valentine's Day Vision: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
I see a vision/
I want to tell her, but I/
fear how she’ll judge me.