Confusing Women: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

The reason women/
are confusing is because/
they’re often confused.

Dance To A Dream Deferred: Romantic ImproVerse Free Verse Lament

If Joshua was/
on Facebook, would he *have crossed/
the river Jordan?
OR
*found/
time to cross Jordan?

A true princess room/
should be pink and frilly, laced/
with some green and gold.

I’d say she joined the/
Mile High (Muse) Club, but she hates/
those innuendos.

This is a follow-on to the previous limerick, “Too Old For Kids?
Why do women think/
I don’t want kids? I’ve raised four./
I’d gladly have more.

Good luck to us in/
avoiding the frustration/
of desperation.

There was so much noise/
I couldn’t hear what I should/
Do for me. She could.

She read her massive/
textbook. It IS about the/
chemistry of man.

Get smiles and friendly/
nods. Wear a Cath’lic sweatshirt/
in Salt Lake’s airport.