Expectations Go Both Ways: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

How often do we/
expect others to do what/
we won’t do ourselves?

Where She Lay At The Museum: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

This is where she lay./
She left her impression, like/
art, on me as well.

She is a princess,/
not diva-like, but regal,/
with royal prospects.

Thank you for granting/
me your apology. I’m/
glad you are happy.

She flings aside her/
shackles, and leaps into the/
arms of Superman.

Old habits arise,/
and I’m tempted again to/
free* my tawdry pen.
OR
*lift

You’re throwing off the/
shackles of what others said/
you should be. Now, BE.

You know who you are./
You know what you’ve missed. Now seize/
opportunities.

Be not a hopeless/
romantic, but instead be/
filled with hopeful dreams.

Be not a hopeless/
romantic, but instead be/
filled with hopeful dreams.