Reflecting On My Changing Life: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I came to this strange/
conclusion: I should now stop/
buying underwear.

Good Past, Future Awesome! Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Recall your good past,/
but seek out and believe your/
future awesomeness.
OR
Recall your good past,/
but see, seek and grasp your now/
and future awesome.

When "Lift Where You Stand" Won't Work: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

You can’t “Lift where you/
stand” if someone intrudes and/
does your work for you.

A Dying Phone Battery Means No Snuggling: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

When my phone batt’ry/
dies, I can’t even snuggle/
next to your photo.

Super Busy Woman Advice: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I wonder if she /
remembers telling me to /
make my bed first thing.

High Train Window Kiss Smear: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Her kiss smeared the train’s/
high window, but I couldnt/
return the favor.

F Wing Muse: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I’d oft walked F-Wing/
before but the Muse in the /
chair was never there.
OR
I’d oft walked F-Wing/
but the Muse in the chair was/
never there before.