He Prayed At The Church Potluck: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

He prayed at the church/
potluck for the Apostles/
and Prophet. He’ll stay.
OR
At the church potluck,/
he prayed for the Prophet and/
Apostles. He’ll stay.
Or
He’s good.

Avoiding Apostasy: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If I’m praying for/
His Prophet and Apostles,/
I won’t ever leave.

Why Are You Leaving? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I don’t understand/
how you can leave. Either you/
got answers … or not.
Or
I don’t understand/
how you can leave. Did you get/
an answer, or not?

Avoiding Death: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I keep dreaming of/
me crashing and dying while/
I’m texting. I’ll stop.

Lost Word: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’ve somehow misplaced/
my large print Scriptures. Without/
them I’m truly lost.
or
I’m lost and blind.

Matchless Mate: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I came home with just/
one sock. I hope her mom or/
kids don’t find the mate.

Patterns: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

As the patterns of/
Witch hunts grew, nobody was/
proved to be guilty*.
*A witch
OR
As the pattern of/
witch hunts grew, no one accused/
was proven guilty.