“An apple without/
cheese is like a kiss without/
a squeeze.” Cheesehead truth.
Tag Archives: haiku
Free Food Porn: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When apples are free,/
The Little Red Hen and food/
porn go hand in hand.
Lonely In Bed: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
When we hate going/
to bed, it’s often just a/
sign of loneliness.
Don’t Question The Sunset: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
No question from her/
was forthcoming, so I watched/
a marsh-side sunset.
Rotten Apples Sitting: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Don’t sit under the/
apple tree… Because you’ll get /
covered with brown goop.
Lost Excuse: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
I found my Scriptures./
Now I have no more excuse,/
‘cuz that’s all it was.
I Left The Dance Early, Strange: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
Such a strange evening:/
Full moon, cow herd mooing, trucks/
moving, trains wooooooing.
Surprise Who Rocks Not At BYU: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament
It was tragic that,/
with edgy music, only/
the old and young rocked.
Under The Phantom Chandelier, Fantasy: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
Beneath the Phantom’s/
chandelier, we created/
our own fantasy.
What Is Art Dribble? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When artists dribble/
in corners under their work,/
is that also art?