Drugged At The Hospital, Morning: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s so much better/
getting morning hard when the/
catheter is out.

Breathe Deep and Hold: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

At Jah hospital,/
Brand-new experiences./
Duuuuuuuude! I did inhale!

My hospital room’s/
next to the nurs’ry. It’s not/
fair. Can I hold them?

The next best part of/
a hospital stay is lots/
of good food and hats.

The best part about/
hospitals is that I get/
a new pair of socks.

It’s 16°./
Got a smiley thumb-nail moon./
Runnin’ down a dream.

When God’s servants say/
He’s pleased with how you’re living,/
it’s good to feel it.

When you spend your day/
helping friends feel better, then/
that’s charity, too.

World-Class Recyler

Her kitchen isn’t/
cluttered. She’s just a world-class/
plastic recycler.

AND

… And Wear Your Cheesehead!

Do you want to clean/
your hoarder friend’s kitchen? Wait/
for da Badgers game.

Everyone tells me:/
“You’re so stable” as I am/
wearing my Cheesehead.

Everyone tells me:/
“You’re so level-headed” as/
I wear my Cheesehead.