Listen. She Don’t Care: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

I wish that she would/
listen to me. But she won’t,/
because she don’t care.

Warmth Through Splitting Midwest Firewood: Revolutionary Email Rhyming Haiku

I’m really good at/
splitting Midwest fireplace wood./
That keeps us both warm.

If you text your friend /
while you are walking, you may /
fall into the ditch.

The worst feeling in/
the world: Have diarrhea/
on Thanksgiving Eve.

Only those who have/
had a dog can empathize/
with those who lose theirs.

When your holiday/
spirit start to swerve, just sing,/
remember, and serve.

In blue jeans, sneakers,/
and open-collared shirt, I/
renew covenants.

How did I become/
one of those old guys who won’t/
dance into the fray?

I’m in her palm tree/
land, while she’s away, alming,/
handle in her hand.

I wonder if this/
is what Death looks like when you/
stare it in the face.