In Line At WalMart: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

The child I did not/
know smiled wide, said “Hi!”, and thus/
gave me happiness.

How Do You Tell A Hurting Heart? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I can always tell/
when my heart is hurting. I/
won’t write anything.

The decks are again/
cleared, and I’m just waiting to/
hear, once more, from her.

She said that it was,/
once more, too much. He thought, once/
more, “Adieu to you.”

She told him how she/
felt. He was certain he’d think/
her pretty, naked.

God knows me Better /
than I know myself. I just/
need to learn of me.

Just because he’s not/
kissing her doesn’t mean he’ll/
smooch anyone else.

I wish that she would/
listen to me. But she won’t,/
because she don’t care.

I’m really good at/
splitting Midwest fireplace wood./
That keeps us both warm.

If you text your friend /
while you are walking, you may /
fall into the ditch.