Her I/O Was Low: Romantic Blogging Rhyming Haiku

Her I/O /
was low (she said.) Instead, I/
showed her: It’s not so!

Getting The Christmas Spirit: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Maybe the best way/
to get the Christmas spirit/
is to act like Christ.

Given my druthers,/
I’d rather ride with her than/
crusty old truckers.

When you follow the/
Lord’s promptings you may learn why/
you had to do it.

Giant red cedars./
Moss. Ferns. Rain. Gray skies. Traffic.
I don’t miss a thing.

You try to save cash,/
but sometimes you have to pay/
for mistakes you make.

It’s interesting/
how people read mean meanings/
when no mean is meant.

She who must proclaim/
herself a great muse is not/
likely to be one.

Each time I take a/
shower so hot it burns my/
skin, I think of her.

I got the lady/
in red’s phone number though I/
would do nichts with it.