Silent Bon Voyage: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

How do I wish her/
a fond Bon Voyage! when she/
won’t let us visit?

Cool Like Betty White Birthday: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

When I am old, with/
the end in sight, I hope I’m/
cool like Betty White!

Ice shards pierce my soles,/
but my soul feels even more/
complete thus unshod.

My other temple/
is a place where she and I/
have gone together
Or
My other temple/
is a place where she and I/
worshiped together.

Kids playing on a/
winter beach doesn’t sound much/
diff’rent than summer.
OR

Kids playing on a/
winter beach sounds no diff’rent/
than in the summer.

Memories of a/
summer long gone makes me sing/
an old Eagles song.

I don’t fathom what/
the big deal is. I walk on/
water every year.

I am not as good/
as he was, but we both loved/
gardens, so we’re kin.

Hot tub boy-men put/
soap foam beards on their faces./
They can’t grow their own.

Pink turquoise seafood/
with bright orange and red clouds:/
my phone-less sunset.