Wanting An Answer: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

She promised me a/
response, but “No!” is not what/
I was looking for.

Good Girl, Bad Poems: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

If she’s a good girl,/
can I no longer send her/
bad poems I wrote her?
OR

bad poems which she mused?

Please don’t judge me for/
wearing my Cheesehead hat. I/
went to church early.

How do I wish her/
a fond Bon Voyage! when she/
won’t let us visit?

When I am old, with/
the end in sight, I hope I’m/
cool like Betty White!

Ice shards pierce my soles,/
but my soul feels even more/
complete thus unshod.

My other temple/
is a place where she and I/
have gone together
Or
My other temple/
is a place where she and I/
worshiped together.

Kids playing on a/
winter beach doesn’t sound much/
diff’rent than summer.
OR

Kids playing on a/
winter beach sounds no diff’rent/
than in the summer.

Memories of a/
summer long gone makes me sing/
an old Eagles song.

I don’t fathom what/
the big deal is. I walk on/
water every year.