My Finding Forrester: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

What if my “Finding/
Forrester” only takes a /
look in the mirror?

Speedy Mormon Dilemma: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Mormon dilemma:/
I’ll break the speed limit to/
get to church on time.

Some tell us to quit. /
They ask, like Tina: “What’s sex /
got to do with it?”‘

Daisy, Daisy. Once/
more, thoughts of her come into/
my life.I’m confused.

I don’t need to chill./
After waiting so long, that’s/
the last thing I need!

Children: Look to the/
Son and find your true self. Then,/
embrace you fully.

*(Originally Daughter)

With a wise gaze she/
set her sights towards the West,/
and wrapped inner peace.

To discover you/
aren’t viewed how you think you are/
can make you sick quick.

When we stop wond’ring/
if some think our actions dumb,/
we learn they’re awesome!

How do I make sure/
she won’t feel objectified,/
yet still feels desired?