Inert Black And White Striped Shirts: Revolutionary Rhyming Napkin Haiku

Boy and girl, inert,/
at the bar. Both are wearing/
black and white striped shirts.

Useless Empty Napkin, Unless: Revolutionary Napkin Haiku

An empty napkin/
is useless, unless it can/
collect snot* or words.
OR
*junk

How am I? Longing/
for her silky long limbs to/
entwine around me?

It is only a/
nightmare when I awaken/
and find she’s* not there.

OR
*to find her not there.

I have learned I should/
always purchase my footwear/
based on how they taste.

There are women who/
feel heartache even as they/
make men’s hearts take flight.

Going to the beach,/
I wasn’t expecting to/
find a water bed.

In my basement in/
Utah, streaming, tears, Sounders/
’til I die. Scarves Up!

Everyone says “Wow!/
You* are so beautiful!” Like/
that’s a big surprise.

*she is

Too often my truth/
gets changed to fit my desires./
I must obey Truth*.
OR
I must obey Him.