After 50 years,/
I at last get how scary/
Periods can look.
Tag Archives: haiku
Pre-surgery shave: revolutionary improvers haiku lament
It’s sad to hope that/
women will prep you but then /
learn men will do it
Womb Exiting At Middle Age: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
The middle-aged search/
towards light is just as hard/
a
s womb exiting.
OR
The middle-aged search/
towards the light is much harder/
than leaving the womb.
Do I Remember? Romantic IMprov Haiku
When a dream girl from/
your past once more reappears/
how should you respond?
Why Be Sorry For Your Heart’s Feelings? Romantic IMprov Haiku
Why are you sorry/
for what your heart wants? You can’t/
change that I’m not that.
Opening Our Minds: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
When we learn we are/
close-minded, we take the first/
step to opening us.
Food Porn Facebook Faker: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
Vile temptress, she!/
Posting food porn photos of/
desserts I’ll ne’er taste!
Conference And Easter Sunday Morning: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Sunday morning I/
sleep in. Celebrate: HE is/
Risen, but I’ve not.
OR
Sunday morning I/
sleep in and witness: HE is/
Risen, but I’ve not.
So What If I Think I Am? Or She Is? – Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
When did being the/
center of the Universe /
become a bad thing?
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False Confidence Dashed: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
It brings sorrow when/
you think you can do something/
well, and learn: You suck!